• Career Objective A job
  • Experience Plenty
  • Education Yup
  • Special Experience Proficient in many unusual positions
  • Awards Eagle Scout, F.B.I.'s 10 most wanted and 3 World Championships
  • Available As soon as I finish my beer
  • Health Can kick your butt
  • Personal None of your damn business
  • References Dirt Bag, Grease Ball, Tiny, Bunni, Bambi & Hooty